:(

ALLY!!!!!

I MISS YOU!!!!!




SASH!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU?!?!



TUBBY!!!

HOW'S YOUR SKIN?!?!




...I miss it all.


...I hate this, where are you people and what happened to good times??


Sighs.

T'is The Season.

{Chocolate Slut}



Babes, it's December.... Christmas is a-coming!!!



...which is why I'm starting it off here by:


*holds mistletoe over Sash, Ally and Pearl*



Now, pucker up!! :D:D:D:D:D:D


MWAAAAHHHHH!!!



Annnddd, specially for The Persian Cat:


*sends The Grinch after Tubby*


Nyahahahahahaha!

Just Because...

BAK was going through Facebook's Bumper Stickers application (totally one of her faves la, there's so much good stuff on it!) and she found THIS:

*smiles*




I love you peoples.

Dire Straits.

People, I think a KD hookup is waaaaaaaaay overdue. I'm pretty sure we all have lots of things we need to spill about, and that we all really need to just talk.

I'm sorry I've been busy with work, I didn't realise it would be THIS taxing, I feel terrible for not being able to meet up like before =(



But I don't care, this Thursday we're on right? Because I'm SOMEHOW gonna find a way to make it, even if I have to rush there straight from work, wherever I may be, I'LL BE THERE. I need to see you peoples and hug you peoples!! Kookies stick together, okay?



BAK loves and misses you all so much! <3

*hugs everyone*


'til Thursday,

XOXOXOXO

I Feel Loved.

{Chocolate Slut}

Babes, I really want to thank you all for everything you guys did for me yesterday -- for all the trouble with the gifts and the planning and the whole enchilada; it really touched me, I cried the moment I got home... (erm, yes BAK is a bit emotionally stunted, she cannot cry in public)



BAK LOVES YOU ALL SO SUPERCRAZY MUCH!!!


Thank you for all the lovely presents too, and lunch, EVERYTHING!

The past 2 years have flown by, I despise not having you guys around, I shall probably despise it more when I start uni in January *sulks. I so miss spending every day with you hotties, and Tubby; playing chor dai di, pigging on char kuey teow and iced lemon tea, slutting at Starbucks, all of it... =(

Great times, great friends, right? *smiles.



Can't wait to see you all again soon, next Friday for stingray and icecream? =D



Lots of love, hugs, bites and kisses,

BAK
XOXOXOXO

*poke*

People, BAK is depressed.

One by one her kawans are leaving.

Just hugged Weng for the last time today for what could be a verrry long time (maybe even FIVE years 'til we next see him you know) (and yes, I said goodbyes on behalf of you babes too) and tomorrow will be saying goodbye to Stephy.


Am glad Pearl's back from Cheena, at least I saw her at the pool party. But Sash and Awwy!! It's been too long la *sighs. And Tubby also. Not to mention itu Calvin holidaying in Aussie without us =(


Where are all my hottie babelicious kooks???


I love you guys,

Chocolate Slut BAK

*boing boing*

{Chocolate Slut}

Right, since Sash has made it pretty obvious she's getting cranky about being the only one who posts here.... *rolls eyes* We're all such spoiled brats.


Want proof?

We met up at 1U for Shrek on Monday.


And after making Tubby get the popcorn and drinks (we went inside first), and sitting through all the adverts, roughly about 2 minutes before the movie's about to begin, Sash turns to Tubbs and says, "I want Cheezles".


Sometimes I really do pity Tubby.
Lol.


But he's such a dear, he ran out to get it and actually managed to get back just in time as the opening DreamWorks flashed on the screen!

Say it with me now,
Awwwwwwwwwwwww.


See Tubbs, you said all blogs defame you; but you're being complimented and appreciated now! *winks.




Anyhoo, Shrek was awesome.


I think it made all of us girls want to have kids; those oh-so-adorable dronkies and ogres had everyone simultaneously going "so cuuuuuuuuuuuuttteee!" Heh.



And who would've thought there were such things as medieval pranksters? You'd almost pity Donkey when some teenage kid stuck a "I Suck-eth" sign on his ass.


OMG, did you get the pun?? Donkey, ass??? I'm like so funny wei!


*ball of hay rolls by*



Okay, okay, I'll cut back on the coffee and sugar.




....And I just realised that I'm talking to myself.


*shakes head*




Right, anyways, what I was going to say was that, I've so got plans to paste an "I Suck-eth" sign on Tubby when we're in Langkawi, wakakakakakaka!!





Owh, and can you guys believe that time's completely flown by?

Prom is THIS FREAKING SUNDAY!!!

That's 3 days from now!


AND LANGKAWI IS ONLY EIGHT DAYS AWAY!!
EIGHT DAYS!!!!


Yeah, I know I'm getting repetitive, but.... I just can't seem to wrap my head around it.


I haven't even started to THINK about what to pack.

Let alone what I'm going to do to my hair for Prom, and that's this Sunday! -____-"


It may not seem like a big deal to you, but yeah, I have OCD, and I'm the kind of person who's usually packed, locked and loaded at least 2 weeks before a trip...


I know, I'm not normal, and you may think I ought to be taken away to Looneyville.



But yeah, normal people scare me.

So there, pfffffffft.




I'm wondering just when the whole euphoria about Langkawi's gonna sink in, 'cause I'm already so darn hyperhappy; simply can't imagine the levels of psychotic squealing and grinning I'm gonna reach when it actually sinks in. I mean, we've been planning and dreaming about this for weeks!!




Which reminds me, I have to go get sunblock.


Gah.

Maybe I'll just be a total sociopath and stay indoors the whole time, only venturing out when the sun goes down?

I hate the sun la. I'll tan within the first 20 mins on the beach =(


Yeah, I think that sounds like a good plan. Indoors getting wasted during the day and partying at night, heh.




Anyhoos, tomorrow's the (actual) Final One, folks!

Tomorrow shall be a day of reminiscing and slutting for free whipped cream at our favourite Starbucks, yes?


Catch ya all tomorrow then!

Lovies,

BAK
XOXOXOXO

Aren't We Gorgeous?

{Chocolate Slut}

Sorry, it's just that we're so bloody freaking smokin' gorgeous that I just had to post up these pics...

Enjoy!
(we know you will)

+

=


HOOOOOOOOTT!!

The Many Faces of Pearl

{Chocolate Slut}

Honestly, could The Pearl GET any more self-indulgent?!


Well that was a rhetorical question, because the fact is, I don't think anyone could be any more narcissistic (well, besides those two terrors, Sash and Hobbes) (Ally-K and myself don't really feel the need to be quite so frank about OUR hotness, we prefer subtle you-know-you're-looking-at-me-but-I'll-pretend-I-don't-know-it tactics, hor Ally?)


Anyhoo, today during the second period of Math, PL3 bought a huge cake for Ms Tee, for Teachers Day. And so yeah, lots of camwhoring and group shots of like 25 girls and the only THREE guys..

And while we were about to take the first All Girls Group Shot, Pearl and Synn were at the toilets.. And with her impeccable timing (my theory is that Pearl can just SENSE where and when a picture is about to be taken) the woman bursts through the door, loudly proclaiming, "I'm here! I know you've been waiting for me!!!"


-_________________-"



And then as the rest of the class started camwhoring, taking their own clique shots, Pearl would randomly mention how "your picture is missing something...... ME!!!" to poor unsuspecting souls... Honestly, and I thought Hobbes was the Ham... *smacks forehead*


Oh, and she's continued to VANDALISE my poor pencil case!! Now she's gone and added an outline to the lining of my pencil case which reads: "Pearl is HOT... She is HOTTER... SHE'S THE HOTTEST!!!" As well as a "Hi! I was HERE!" *shakes head*

{Vandal Pearl}
Look at her, happily vandalising her heart away and even taking the time to pose for a picture!

And then came the hilarious incident in which she tried (and sparked some comedy) to eat her slice of cake off a tissue. Let's just say... it was a messy affair.

{Piggy Pearl}
Such a pig but skinny as hell, and she's rubbing it in!!

Gah.

Gah you Pearl, GAH!
















But you know I love you...

The Tubbs Burfday

{Chocolate Slut}


Yesterday was TUBBY'S BIRTHDAY!!!

And so we went to college as normal in the morning, only to decide to skip the entire day in favour of a trip to 1U!!

Rounded up a bunch of fellow bummers, and we were off: the KD folks + Hobbes (the so called "Man of Principle" *falls of chair*) + Synn + Erny and of course, Tubby!


Right so, lots of wandering around aimlessly, evil AllyGator bought shoes *grumbles enviously*, pigging at Delicious, and Gelato of course, and window shopping!!

Oh and we caused a hell of a ruckus everywhere we went, t'was most enjoyable! *chuckles*

We fear he may become the next Cho Seung-hui *prays*

Hope you had a fabulous day Tubbs!




For some reason, everyone seemed to be wearing black today, like it was Goth Day or something. Probably for the first time in history, The Pearl actually wore black. YES, PEARL WORE BLACK. Don't think anyone's ever seen her in black before, t'was a momentous occasion.

But besides The Pearl, both Ally-K and I, and Synn too wore black today. And of course, Ben and Daniel, as usual.

So, of course, we just had to take a picture, since we doubt Pearl will ever be seen in black ever again, lol.

We Make Goth Look Hooooooot
*sizzles*


and while we cam-whored, Tubby was:

No comment.

Have a great one folks!

Lots of love,

Hugs and bites,

BAK.

Lookie, lookie!

{ChocolateSlut}



Babes, look what I found!


(err, prepare for some shameless narcissism)





Lol.

I couldn't resist, especially after Sash's post.


But then again, it's totally fitting, no?

Oh and to the remaining 3/4s of the KD family that's still within the state of Selangor (grrrrr, Pearl, GRRRR!), I suggest we have a major Sulking, You-Must-Bribe-Us-With-Souvenirs session when The Pearl gets back from Redang. I mean, there she is soaking up the sun whilst we're stuck here. HMPH.

What say you?

Oh and to Hobbes: Stop hitting on Ally-K and me la. Your attempts to have a threesome would only crash and burn, because we'd so totally ignore you the whole time, let alone replace you with other hotties such as Sash or Adriana Lima (probably BOTH). So yeah, get over yourself, we're too darn hot for you to handle!! ;P

Shopping?

People!!


Let's go Prom Dress Shopping??



I feel the need to shooooooooop.

Besides, we all have to look super-hot (as in, hotter than we already are *sizzle*) on prom night ya know...

I mean, I'm going to be pathetically date-less and single as always, so the least I could do is look fabulous and have 3 other gorgeous specimens as my dates, no??

Piggish Escapades

{by Chocolate Slut}


We hit MV today.

And left behind us a trail of empty plates, messy tables, scattered utensils and a very stunned persian cat.

=D



Right, so, I was supposed to be at Sash's house at 10am, and Tubby was to pick us up from there to take us to MV (what?! Carpooling is a good way to save petrol, AND parking money *grins*) And well, most of you probably know that I'm genetically hot-wired to be EARLY. Like, crazy-shit early. And so I arrived at Sash's at 9.25am. Teehee. You know you love me.


And can you believe, Tubby got lost!!! He couldn't find his way to Sash's house! Her poor brother was severely annoyed by Tubby's many calls for directions; though, the added fear that the rest of us "bimbotic ones", as he calls us, might be showing up at his house once again probably added to the annoyance...


Anyhoo, when we got to MV, the culinary adventure began.


Breakfast: Kenny Rogers.
Generally, we love the muffins. But might I just add that this wasn't everyone's first breakfast. Well, not for Pearl at least. This was her THIRD breakfast. Oh, and Tubby had a freaking Roast Lamb. At 10.30am. For breakfast.

*shakes head*



Movie: Catch & Release.
A random selection, seeing as it was showing at an appropriate time, and we thought a chick flick would be good considering it was 4 Pigs Chicks + 1 Tubby Sugardaddy Girlfriend. Tubby was bored out of his mind though, poor thing, he never really likes chick flicks. Pearl simply didn't get it, and spent most of the movie switching between her many Ah Lian-sitting poses, only to end up having leg cramps towards the end of the movie... *chuckles*

Sash and I thought it was relatively okay la, nothing special. It's more of the kind of movie you'd rent and watch at home some evening when you have nothing better to do. Not your conventional chick flick, especially since the main group of characters contained only ONE chick (which probably rules it out of the "chick flick" category) and three guys, all living under one severely dysfunctional roof.


Lunch #1: Grilled Stingray
The main reason we dragged Tubby along was because he claimed to know of this place in MV that has really good spicy grilled stingray. Oddly enough, it was at that Oasis foodcourt in the Centre Court. And it was abso-bloody-lutely deeeellliiiiccciiioooouuuussss!!! It was served smothered in thick belacan sauce that was actually pretty spicy, even for Sash and me, whose Indian genes usually defend us from chillies. It was really bloody good, we're totally going back there next time for moooooore.


Lunch #2: Chillis
Right after devouring a stingray, we ran off to Chillis to fulfill some cravings. Sash had been craving nachos, and I had for a Cajun Chicken Sandwich. Here, we polished off a huge plate of nachos, buffalo wingss, a cajun chicken sandwich and lots of Coke. Oh, and a little cam-whoring in between; shall post up the pics when I get, and photoshop, them ;P


And then;

Lunch #3: Stingray, Again.
I think the truly piggish thing about us going back for another stingray was the fact that we were barely finished with our lunch at Chillis when we were already bouncing outta our seats for more stingray. We literally paid the bill, and raced off back to Oasis!!




You know, I thought today was extremely fun. I like it when we all go out, with Tubby coming along. People stare at him, probably thinking he's the luckiest guy on the planet, to be out with four supremely hot chicks, and he lines up to get our food for us at the stingray stall! Seriously, Tubby ought to just stop trying to resist the Sugardaddy calling, and give in. After all, he should be so lucky, right?


I reckon this morning when he told his mom that he was going out with 4 girls, she probably gave him a really strange look. And now I reckon he's gone home and told his mother that we're not four 'normal girls' but in fact "four massively terrifying pigs who'd chop him up, cook him and eat him with belacan sauce if we were hungry enough".


Really though, I don't mind.

S'like I was telling everyone earlier:

I'd very happily live my life alone and a spinster, so long as I could eat scrumptious foodies every single day.


For the love of food, baby!

*winks*



Had lots of fun today, guys!

Love you all looooooooooooooooots!


Huggies Not Druggies,

BAK
XOXOXOXO

Burfday, Reckless Abandonment & Evil Tubby

{by Chocolate Slut}


Firstly,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRAKASH!!!

Yes, the same Prakash who when faced with choosing which brand of lingerie brings out the real woman in him, turns to Triumph.

Yes, Triumph.

Which is probably how he ended up obtaining a special (and most probably limited edition) pencil case from the famous lingerie brand...

Can you believe that dude uses a Triumph pencil case... *falls off chair with laughter*


The Proof:

See, see!!! See the circled-in-red Triumph logo??

WTF kan??
*smacks forehead*
Tak malu punya child....

Yeah, so that Skinny Ol' Anorexic Orang is TWENTY....

TWWWWWEEENNNTTTTYY!!!!

Is it me or is that SERIOUSLY ancient??


I mean, talk about entering that old fart, old fuddy duddy, senior citizen, warga emas, go-to-bed-at-9pm, grumpy old man, losing-control-of-your-bladder phase of your life man... Terrifying-nya...


Anyways, here's a special ditty just for you, the latest entrant into Oldie Land... *grins*

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole gang gathers round
And gifts and laughter do a round
We let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy Birthday!
Now you’re one year older
Happy Birthday!
Your life still isn’t over
Happy Birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn’t die this year
I guess that’s good enough

So let’s drink to your fading health
And hope you don’t remind yourself
Your chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you’re doing laps?
Eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy Birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday!
It’s downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn’t ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy Birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy Birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny
Happy Birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake

Happy Birthday!

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

**********

Anyways, just want this message to go out to BJ:

YOU IS AN EVIL LITTLE PERSON FOR DITCHING ME AND GOING OFF TO SOCIO!!! *grumbles*


And to Tubby:

YOU FREAKING SUCK!!!

Seriously wei, cut it out with the "shut up" thing you have going on!! It's so lame la... And not to mention irritating -_________-"

He's always going "shut up" before I even get to say anything!! Gah... *shakes fist*

I. Don't. Like. You. Evil. Tubby.


Anyways, see the rest of ya'll at coll tmr then!
Cheers!

Shopaholic & A Thief of Skinny Proportions

{Chocolate Slut}

Cats Whiskers is on sale! So we went today, I mean, why not lah right?

Anyhoos, Sash and I had ourselves some retail therapy whilst the other two were stoning on the couch *sweatdrop* Tak malu punya people....

I got myself a babydoll halter top (at 40% off, so it only cost about 29 bucks) and Sash has already proclaimed that she intends to steal said top, heh. But we shall trade bajus... ;P

{My latest acquisition; am going through a babydoll phase, it's just so conveniently handy at hiding tummies, though it comes at the cost of people thinking you're preggers, lol}

Besides that, let me just say that Pearl Chew Ern Ping a.k.a. Promiscuous Pearl is walking on thin ice with her latest antics..

The skinny fiend has ABDUCTED my Galileo!!!!

She ran off with the little guy when I dropped her at her house after class today!!!
What kind of evil being would do that??!

I just don't know what to do with this orang anymore...

She's so nefariously, despicably fiendish, it's a nightmare. SOMEONE has to put her in her place!!!

But WHO will stand up to this villain of gangsta ah lian proportions?!

WHO WILL SAVE US FROM HER TERRIBLE WAYS?!?!

*wails*

I miss my Galileo...

Never again will Galileo be allowed to be near Pearl, she just cannot be trusted....

Hmph.

I am so going to smack you tomorrow, you little pest!!!

Random Piccie

I just helped Promiscuous Pearl Photoshop this pic of the other 3 kooks (the original was pretty dark) so I thought I'd post it since it's a really nice picture of them.

T'was taken at AC (you can even see the table number, LOL!) by Girlfriend...





But I'm not in it.....


=(


*sulks*

Don't Make Me Come Back There!!!

{by Chocolate Slut}

Honestly, Pearl and Ally are two bratty little nutters who ought to be smacked and made to stand in a corner, thinking about what they'd done...


For one, who knew Ally-K had such an ego?? But then again, she IS the Attention Whore... Yet somehow the random outbursts of "I'm hooott" were pretty O.o

For obvious reasons, this new-found ego seemed to be displeasing to the Pearl, who took it as a challenge against HER hotness as the reigning Promiscuous One.

And so they poked and pinched and smacked and squealed and screamed and together brought shame to females everywhere with their catty antics. You two make the rest of us ladies look bad, I tell you. Hmph.

And now Prakash actually wants to see them in action, which I think is positively disgusting. Dude, please lah, you're only egging them on and Sash and I are the ones who're going to have to put up with them! They were bickering in the car, and later on at night, it was most aggravating. We really SHOULD have thrown them out to sleep with Chubby (Sash's doggie) And what's worst, I reckon they were actually in cahoots to bug the living daylights out of Sash and I, those two sneaky twits... *narrows eyes, grits teeth, shakes fist* Gah.

You two really ought to watch out.
Next time I WILL stop the car by the side of the road and throw you both out on your skinny butts, even if you give me that Puppy Dog Eyes look of yours, Ally!



But seriously though, the sleepover was fantabulously awesome. We definitely have to do this again (and again and again and another again after that, *teehee*). Seriously, I loooovvveee you guys superduper tonnes.... *huuuuuuugggggssss*

The girls have already pretty much told the story with their posts below, and I've blogged a looooong post on my personal blog too; now we're just awaiting the pics off Ally's camera for the cam-whoring section of the day...


So hope everyone has a good weekend,
Lots of love and squishy huggies,

Cheers!!

White

{by Chocolate Slut BAK}

We attempted to do the whole Matching-Colours thing today, but I don't think anyone noticed!! -___-"

Yeah we decided to all wear white today, 'cept I missed the memo on wearing white tops with JEANS *blushes* I guess I zoned out when they switched the plan from skirts to jeans, ish. S'not my fault la.. Everyone's almost always talking about some sorta random crap, it's hard to filter out the important information in between stories about Pearl thinking she was Peter Pan or about the Dusty-Smudgy-Dobbs love triangle.

Which by the way, for the record, my Pudgy is a respectable member of society and does not partake in such misdemeanor affairs. Pudgy is of refined character and can only blame his rugrat companions' behaviour on their unfit guardians (such as Sash's bad parenting to the point that her Smudgy was pushed to the brink of suicide) O.o

In other news, Sash continues to dig herself in an even deeper hole of humiliation with Shang. While walking back from AC to Math class he passed us and said "hi" to me, which I replied. Sash, who hadn't noticed until he greeted me then did a double take and VERY LOUDLY said "OH MY GOD IT'S SHANG!!"...

I swear, that dude is so going to get a freaking restraining order against the lot of us.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, earlier in the day she apparently freaked the living daylights out of MY eye-candy... Hmph. Honestly Sash, I reckon you should be locked up and scientifically studied to prove you DIDN'T just fall out of the sky from some distant planet =Pp


Oh and SCREW TAYLORS AND THEIR EVIL PLOT TO BAKE US ALL IN OUR CLASSROOMS!!!


The whole damn day we were left to burn and boil without electricity.... It was horrific. I had to restrain myself from ripping my top off!! The final Math class was positively boiling and was filled with random outbursts of "Aarrggghh!!" (me), "Teacher, can we go home now?" (EVERYONE) and "I'M SO HOT!!!" (Pearl) (note the scandalous not-so-hidden meaning to that phrase)


Anyhoos, that's about it for now.

Oh whee, sleepover tomorrow!
*grins*


Have a good one, folks!

Cheers!