Many of you.. yes many.. don't realize what a curse it is to be so hot.. trust me.. its a darn pain.. here are some of the pains and aches to being so incredibly irresistible!!!
1. Looking good all the time get on peoples nerves.. what they don't realize is we don't get up hours and hours before them to look this good.. nope.. no sireee... to us it is natural.. up.. shower and clothes.. then probably a dab of blush to make sure we're really up.. s'not our fault the sun hits of faces in the right direction and angle all the time.. s'not our fault all the spicy food we eat make our lips look so full and red... s'not our fault all the coffee in us puts a natural kick ass smile on our youthful faces...
2. to have so many people stare at you at the same bloody time.. really annoying.. how is one expected to keep catching the eye of the one staring to flash them a quick sympathetic, i know you wanna look like me, smile if there is just too many people to look at??? honestly.. how is one to keep her cool and beautiful exterior if her head had to whip in all directions to offer smiles??? sheesh.. so future advice to those who stare.. if u see someone else staring already please spare us and pick another time to stare so we have time to focus and give you our best sympathy smiles...
3. having an awesome dress sense.. its not what the sizes of our wardrobes are.. its how we make the clothes look.. we don't buy clothes for the trendiest shops in town.. we don't own cupboards full of shoes and accessories.. (although at times we do seem like it).. its how we make that special cheap pasar malam top look like the latest design by Gucci or Prada..
4.having to put up with the thoughts that we're airheads because we're hot..now this one is funny.. think i'm stupid coz i'm beautiful? need i remind u that.. one of us has been a head prefect of a prestigious school in KL, one of us is a straight A student in school, one of us has natural intelligence to skip most of her socio classes yet come out with an close to excellent grade.. and one of us comes out in national newspapers often for her thoughts and opinions.. still think we're stupid?? i bet u haven't done one hundredth of the things we've accomplished..
and finally..
5. having to listen to the endless boring compliments that keep pouring in.. sighs.. when will the constant admirers learn to spice it up a bit??
suggestions..
instead of.. "you're so hot" try "Did my heart love till now?
Forswear it sight, For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night"
instead of "i think i love you" try "Its your beauty that captured my attention; but it was your personality which captured my heart"
don't you think we hot people hear enough of the normal.. wow you're this.. or wow you're that.. it takes every ounce of our strength to take you by the shoulders and shake u.. maybe then you could find more words in your vocabulary to describe our immense hotness..
so yes.. for those who will never know what it is to be a hot person.. like BAK says.. fear not as if we did not have you.. we would not be the special Hot Ones.. So this post is for you.. to show you that sometimes.. it can be a pain to sizzle as much as we do..
BIMBOTIC JUNKIE
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