the scandalous chocolate affair..

Wednesday, 15th May year 2006, approximately 11.26am Three official Kooks, one crazy cutie and a phlegmatic person sit at Starbucks. The weather is normal, with no apparent differences. The gang sits with a raffish aura that seemed to demand attention, in the corner of the coffee paradise holding their own cards concentrating on beating the person with the least and the lucky devil holding the Big Two.

A black car stops outside. BJ looks up and smiles. The philandering shyster she was expecting had arrived. He walks in. He was no match for her. He wanted to play with fire. Little did he know what to expect. Prima facie the gang looked like an ordinary bunch. They were everything but.

Loud greetings were exchanged. Then, BJ mention the unimaginable. A shopping outing. For make up. On a Tuesday morning. Subang Parade. The kooks looked at each other and nodded instantly in accession. Quick calculations were made. It was Earthquake Tuesday. In ten minutes, the Kooks and the cutie were in the car. Galileo is picked up. He missed the Kooks.

With spirits rocketing sky high, the four wondered though the mall. Each had abdicated the responsibility to be a good student for the day. Looks were seen and whispers were audible. Calvin came into the picture. He, attracted by the cabaret like manner of the Kooks, decided to jump in to share the joy of servitude to the Kooks along with Tubby.

It didn't take long till CS, BJ and PP found their all time favorite FOS. Bj decided to have some retail therapy by purchasing an extremely short black skirt. Along with the punctilious dress sense came many eyebrow raising remarks by the Kooks to each other; making Hobbes question the Kooks friendship.


Then it was time.


The gang marched off to SWENSONS in a single file determined to destroy anything that stood between them. The Shyster joined the Kooks. After consumption of delightful nourishment, the affair began. In a decorous manner, Cs was put in charge of ordering the mouthwatering earthquake. She had the gumption to order everything beginning with the word Chocolate. A clever one she is. However, one cutie had a craving. And with Kooks, it is in the order of the universe that every Craving has to be satisfied. So mint was added to the list for an abashed cutie. The magnanimity of Swensons. 8 scoops. 8 toppings. $45, but 50% off on Tuesdays. The Kooks were beyond halcyon.

The ending to the affair was queer. But it involved the CS and Pearl apologizing profusely to Hobbes hoping to expiate. But the day was indeed an enjoyable one.

Aren't We Gorgeous?

{Chocolate Slut}

Sorry, it's just that we're so bloody freaking smokin' gorgeous that I just had to post up these pics...

Enjoy!
(we know you will)

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HOOOOOOOOTT!!

AHH..this is the life..

hey kooks.. ya know how hard we've all been working at our desks.. wallowing away time trying to make random math formulas and silly cartoonish tort cases stick in our head.. its so so annoying when u try and study something.. and it still doesn't get into your head no?? ish.. so here are a few ways i think will..

definitely produce results..

1. For every math question u get right, one scoop of your favorite Gelato ice cream appears before you..

2. All teachers were replaced by the leading actors/hotties such as Johnny Depp, BON JOVI!! Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly, Tobey M, Jude Law, Christian Bale, Eva Longoria.. etc etc..

3. For every A/B you get a all paid for celebrity date with your choice of hottie, outing and setting..(tee hee..)

4. Sociology/law/econs papers will be written for you before the exam. and all you need to do is pick the right answers to hand in..

5. A clock that enables the student to stop time during the day to enjoy that wonderful serial on tv, or that round of piggish eating with friends.. and when they come back its still 10am..

6. A hottie who's job is a destress machine. Ask him/her to make the coffee, or do your chores, or... help u destress in other ways.. (drool....) giggle..

7.Syllabus thats so little it can be absorbed in an hour.. so studying doesn't have to be so taxing..

8.Group exams where discussion between 5 hand picked friends is allowed. he he.. i want WENG for Math.. hahaha..

9. Exams where you can convince the marker you wouldn't be needing all this nonsense you were suppose to write an how your hotness is going to take you places anyway.. so you didn;t bother with all the stupid academic facts..(grinz)

10. A magic pen which can store all answers to your questions.. ahh.. that would be wonderful no??? just let the pen see the question and start writing..

well... thats about it for now folks.. hahaha...

BIMBOTIC JUNKIE

The Late Dobbs

THE LATE DOBBS ( TOP)

SMUDGY (LEFT)

DUSTY (RIGHT)

Our dear friend, Dobbs was lost in a fire two days back. This post is dedicated to him from Smudgy and Dusty.

Dobbs,
you were a wonderful friend. Although u tried to break us up in the start, in the end you were the most supportive of your relationship. We forgive you and understand why u tried so hard to break us up in the first place. You were after all the property of the Promiscuious Pearl and it was probably in your organic elastic blood to try and influence us to live in a promiscuous horde.

Dobbs,

There will be no one quite like you. With your deep green shirt and lanky body. Oh Dobbs, we shall miss you. May you rest in peace old friend.

BIMBOTIC JUNKIE

FIRE!!! & The Loss of Dobbs...

People!!!

Guess what?!!!!

There was a FIRE in the library in ADP block!! FIRE!! FIRE!! FIREEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *Run for your life*!!!

The Promiscuous one was in that library when she'd decided to STUDY for her sociology. And here comes this pathetic FIRE!! Ally claimed that she was the one to be blamed for the fire coz she was too hot yesterday until the library got burnt!!! (Sorry..... Not like I want to......... :P)

And due to the so-called fire, everyone seemed to be quite panicky (esp Synn.. She thought the whole library's gonna explode or something and in the meantime she still has time to ask what to bring while she was panicking.. Cute betul larr she!!). Because of Synn being so panic, I too was quite panic.. I left Dobbs (my loyal eraser) behind, in the fire....... *Sniffs sniffs*

Dobbs now has gone back to the Eraser World where he belonged..

"To my loyal Dobbs.. Your service to me is very much appreciated.. You'll be greatly missed...... May your "soul" rest in peace.."

The Many Faces of Pearl

{Chocolate Slut}

Honestly, could The Pearl GET any more self-indulgent?!


Well that was a rhetorical question, because the fact is, I don't think anyone could be any more narcissistic (well, besides those two terrors, Sash and Hobbes) (Ally-K and myself don't really feel the need to be quite so frank about OUR hotness, we prefer subtle you-know-you're-looking-at-me-but-I'll-pretend-I-don't-know-it tactics, hor Ally?)


Anyhoo, today during the second period of Math, PL3 bought a huge cake for Ms Tee, for Teachers Day. And so yeah, lots of camwhoring and group shots of like 25 girls and the only THREE guys..

And while we were about to take the first All Girls Group Shot, Pearl and Synn were at the toilets.. And with her impeccable timing (my theory is that Pearl can just SENSE where and when a picture is about to be taken) the woman bursts through the door, loudly proclaiming, "I'm here! I know you've been waiting for me!!!"


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And then as the rest of the class started camwhoring, taking their own clique shots, Pearl would randomly mention how "your picture is missing something...... ME!!!" to poor unsuspecting souls... Honestly, and I thought Hobbes was the Ham... *smacks forehead*


Oh, and she's continued to VANDALISE my poor pencil case!! Now she's gone and added an outline to the lining of my pencil case which reads: "Pearl is HOT... She is HOTTER... SHE'S THE HOTTEST!!!" As well as a "Hi! I was HERE!" *shakes head*

{Vandal Pearl}
Look at her, happily vandalising her heart away and even taking the time to pose for a picture!

And then came the hilarious incident in which she tried (and sparked some comedy) to eat her slice of cake off a tissue. Let's just say... it was a messy affair.

{Piggy Pearl}
Such a pig but skinny as hell, and she's rubbing it in!!

Gah.

Gah you Pearl, GAH!
















But you know I love you...

The Tubbs Burfday

{Chocolate Slut}


Yesterday was TUBBY'S BIRTHDAY!!!

And so we went to college as normal in the morning, only to decide to skip the entire day in favour of a trip to 1U!!

Rounded up a bunch of fellow bummers, and we were off: the KD folks + Hobbes (the so called "Man of Principle" *falls of chair*) + Synn + Erny and of course, Tubby!


Right so, lots of wandering around aimlessly, evil AllyGator bought shoes *grumbles enviously*, pigging at Delicious, and Gelato of course, and window shopping!!

Oh and we caused a hell of a ruckus everywhere we went, t'was most enjoyable! *chuckles*

We fear he may become the next Cho Seung-hui *prays*

Hope you had a fabulous day Tubbs!




For some reason, everyone seemed to be wearing black today, like it was Goth Day or something. Probably for the first time in history, The Pearl actually wore black. YES, PEARL WORE BLACK. Don't think anyone's ever seen her in black before, t'was a momentous occasion.

But besides The Pearl, both Ally-K and I, and Synn too wore black today. And of course, Ben and Daniel, as usual.

So, of course, we just had to take a picture, since we doubt Pearl will ever be seen in black ever again, lol.

We Make Goth Look Hooooooot
*sizzles*


and while we cam-whored, Tubby was:

No comment.

Have a great one folks!

Lots of love,

Hugs and bites,

BAK.

Lookie, lookie!

{ChocolateSlut}



Babes, look what I found!


(err, prepare for some shameless narcissism)





Lol.

I couldn't resist, especially after Sash's post.


But then again, it's totally fitting, no?

Oh and to the remaining 3/4s of the KD family that's still within the state of Selangor (grrrrr, Pearl, GRRRR!), I suggest we have a major Sulking, You-Must-Bribe-Us-With-Souvenirs session when The Pearl gets back from Redang. I mean, there she is soaking up the sun whilst we're stuck here. HMPH.

What say you?

Oh and to Hobbes: Stop hitting on Ally-K and me la. Your attempts to have a threesome would only crash and burn, because we'd so totally ignore you the whole time, let alone replace you with other hotties such as Sash or Adriana Lima (probably BOTH). So yeah, get over yourself, we're too darn hot for you to handle!! ;P