hey kooks.. ya know how hard we've all been working at our desks.. wallowing away time trying to make random math formulas and silly cartoonish tort cases stick in our head.. its so so annoying when u try and study something.. and it still doesn't get into your head no?? ish.. so here are a few ways i think will..
definitely produce results..
1. For every math question u get right, one scoop of your favorite Gelato ice cream appears before you..
2. All teachers were replaced by the leading actors/hotties such as Johnny Depp, BON JOVI!! Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly, Tobey M, Jude Law, Christian Bale, Eva Longoria.. etc etc..
3. For every A/B you get a all paid for celebrity date with your choice of hottie, outing and setting..(tee hee..)
4. Sociology/law/econs papers will be written for you before the exam. and all you need to do is pick the right answers to hand in..
5. A clock that enables the student to stop time during the day to enjoy that wonderful serial on tv, or that round of piggish eating with friends.. and when they come back its still 10am..
6. A hottie who's job is a destress machine. Ask him/her to make the coffee, or do your chores, or... help u destress in other ways.. (drool....) giggle..
7.Syllabus thats so little it can be absorbed in an hour.. so studying doesn't have to be so taxing..
8.Group exams where discussion between 5 hand picked friends is allowed. he he.. i want WENG for Math.. hahaha..
9. Exams where you can convince the marker you wouldn't be needing all this nonsense you were suppose to write an how your hotness is going to take you places anyway.. so you didn;t bother with all the stupid academic facts..(grinz)
10. A magic pen which can store all answers to your questions.. ahh.. that would be wonderful no??? just let the pen see the question and start writing..
well... thats about it for now folks.. hahaha...
BIMBOTIC JUNKIE
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