{by Chocolate Slut}
Firstly,
Yes, Triumph.
Which is probably how he ended up obtaining a special (and most probably limited edition) pencil case from the famous lingerie brand...
Can you believe that dude uses a Triumph pencil case... *falls off chair with laughter*
The Proof:
See, see!!! See the circled-in-red Triumph logo??*smacks forehead*
Tak malu punya child....
TWWWWWEEENNNTTTTYY!!!!
Is it me or is that SERIOUSLY ancient??
I mean, talk about entering that old fart, old fuddy duddy, senior citizen, warga emas, go-to-bed-at-9pm, grumpy old man, losing-control-of-your-bladder phase of your life man... Terrifying-nya...
Anyways, here's a special ditty just for you, the latest entrant into Oldie Land... *grins*
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And gifts and laughter do a round
We let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Now you’re one year older
Happy Birthday!
Your life still isn’t over
Happy Birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn’t die this year
I guess that’s good enough
And hope you don’t remind yourself
Your chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
What have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday!
It’s downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn’t ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy Birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy Birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny
Happy Birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake
Happy Birthday!
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Anyways, just want this message to go out to BJ:
YOU IS AN EVIL LITTLE PERSON FOR DITCHING ME AND GOING OFF TO SOCIO!!! *grumbles*
And to Tubby:
YOU FREAKING SUCK!!!
Seriously wei, cut it out with the "shut up" thing you have going on!! It's so lame la... And not to mention irritating -_________-"
He's always going "shut up" before I even get to say anything!! Gah... *shakes fist*
I. Don't. Like. You. Evil. Tubby.
Anyways, see the rest of ya'll at coll tmr then!
Cheers!
