EYE CANDIES...

hey people.. i needed to unwind a bit so decided to update the readers on OUR CURRENT EYE CANDY STATUS... hahahaha....for those who have no idea what eye candies are.. (*gasp* you poor dears...) they mainly consist of a few things..

1. HOT HOT BODIES

2. THE ABILITY TO MAKE THAT SPECIAL GAL STOP AND DROOL

3. THE SMILE THAT TURNS EVEN THE MOST INTELLIGENT INTO A BLUSHING BIMBO..(although with me that comes naturally.. hahhahaa..)

4. AND..... A CONSTANT TOPIC TO REVOLVE AROUND WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!!!

hahahha.. so there those are a few of the things an eye candy must must must have..(though we haven't found one with a nice hot body... Jordan is back in Japan... ish.. so we're hot body eyecandyless right now...(smacks an imaginary Jordan for ditching us) and offers guys??? hehehe..(all candidates will go through a rigorous interview and training.. might contain nudity. Only for 18 and above and the non weak hearted)

The Promiscuous Pearl - Living up to her name this woman has at the moment... hmm.. quite a few eye candies.. ish.. so promiscuous kan?? the druggie dude.. that we all agree looks like a serial rapist.. maybe the promiscuous one likes her men that way... sighs.. and then there is the new "CUTE CHINESE KID" who's new in college.. and HAS THE FREAKING SAME HAIRSTYLE AS HER PREVIOUS EYE CANDY.. THE DRUGGIE" ish la pearl!!! then there is RAYMOND.. ahhh.. this one i'll agree with is nice to look at.. RICH, TALL, NOT BAD LOOKING.. hehehe.. (sluurrrppppp) then there is JORDAN who has ditched us for JAPANESE CHICKS... then again can't blame him right.. JAPANESE chicks are HOTTTT... hey... i've forgotten a few more... but i'm gonna stop here for the promiscuous one.. or i';ll only be done tomorrow...

Attention Whore - will anyone believe that this woman doesn't have an eye candy to her name???? ish... i;m not kidding.. but she's recently been overheard trying to convert BAK into a lesbian.. which is raising some eyebrows... but then again.. if there is actions going on there.. I WANT IN!!!! whahahahhaa.. anywayz.. for the atten whore.. she just keeps a good look out for all our eye candies.. and laughs at us when we gush.. sighs.. her will power is amazing..but she shares in on our eye candies at times too.. like i think she thinks Pearls Raymond is hot.. and she agreed and gushed about Jordan with us... hehehehe..

CHOCOLATE SLUT - THIS WOMAN RIGHT.. SHE'S SO BLOODY BOLD WITH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING SHE DOES.. but when it comes to her EYE CANDY.. she's P A T H E T I C! she's liked the guy for about a year now and guess what.. she doesn't even know his name!!!! anyway.. this poor INTI dude is traumatised everytime he gets somewhere near the Kookydoodelz family coz he gets stared down like a hawk... whahahha.. and gets dirty looks when he wears his FUGLY yellow shirts!!! yucks... and then the Chocolate Slut used to have Jordan.. whom apparently is public property when it comes to Kookydoodelz.. whahahaha.. and then there was SHANG... sigh.. a story that one.. hehehe.. but for his sake and BAK's(more his though) we'll not get into details... yet.... hehehehe...

BIMBOTIC JUNKIE - hahaha.. the only one in the group who is "married" as my "wonderful" grrrr... gang likes to put it.. but does that stop me from having my share??? HELL NO!!!! whaahahaha... my eye candy was Shang.. the hotness... hehehe.. gotta love that smile.. but well.. after recent developments it seems Shang aint please so i'm being good and letting him go... sighsssssssssssss..... (sniff sniff) SO GUESS WHAT??? I DON'T HAVE AN EYE CANDY!!!! sniff sniff......

yea... okay now i'm depressed... but there you have it.. the eye candy status of the KOOKYDOODELZ family... except for the Tubby Persian Cat.. who is attached and no not to the blubber around him but actually to a normal gal..he he he.. so no point there eh... sighs... im gonna drown myself in a tea cup... ciaoz...

BIMBOTIC JUNKIE