Tuesday, June 12, 2007

its almost over...

so anywayz.. sash was clearing out her bookshelves looking for a particular book and suddenly realized how very many text and reference books she has... tee hee.. so sash piled all her books and decided to build a nice bonfire after friday!!!! maybe she could dance around naked too.. **ponders**
SIGHS...

Also decides to post up a typical year in a bimbo's life..


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!





tee hee... 10 DAYS TO LANGKAWI and 4 DAYS TO PROM!!

BIMBOTIC JUNKIE