stupid brits.

ever wondered how we Malaysians are so "truly" proud of our "rich culture and diversity" so proud that a typical cheena person could imitate the keling accent without any problems.. or the keling could make endless jokes about the mata sepet's lack of understanding the Queen's English..

so one can't help but wonder why the hell majority of our better students have dreams and aspirations of continuing their studies not in their home land but in a god forsaken (ok fine i'm exaggerating) place called the bloody UK...

the last time i checked.. the bloody place freezes your arse off.. digs into your pockets to fish out every penny and if you didn't have enough to give, burdens you with loans, feeds you with their staple food of stinking fish and chips and...for the truly lucky ones, gives u a British accent so heavy that the jakuns back home you so fondly love give you blank frustrating looks coz they can't make out what the hell you're saying...

okay this post is maybe due to the bloody stress of sitting for a levels papers... but isn't it funny that the bloody Brits conquered so many parts of the world back then and even now.. when we claim to be an independent developing country, our students still have to put up with the snobby antic of the brits...

example 1. a level papers can get you anywhere in the world. so most students who decided to take the f***** exam coz its "your passport to the world".... do u feel the ego all the way over where you're sitting?

example 2. even when u do sign up for the stupid papers, you pay annoying hugeeeee amount to money suckers such as Taylors College to sit in stupid classes,, half the time with teachers you can't stand.. and can't stand you.. (pl refer to experiences with a bitch called BROOKE) all coz we're advised to take papers under an organization and not as a lone candidate under British Council.. money suckers.

example 3. during the course.. as much as they wanna rub it into our faces that our country is so much less then theirs, UK statistics and names and cases have to be learnt in order to get that A. In this case i refer to Law, Sociology and Economics.. papers we have done. UK statistics are expected to be remembered... UK law cases and event.. honestly.. the ego has landed.. what our country not good enough for you is it??? our law cases..(as stupid and idiotic as they are) not good enough to gain your marks in A Level papers?? and don't even get me started with sociology.. chapters and discussions about family.. religion.. how the fuck are we supposed to relate to things that aren't happening as often in our country but is a bloody norm there???

so yea... at the moment.. sash can't stand the brits. egoistic f**kers.